im not immune to how corsets make breasts look
so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???
and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”
there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.
honestly at this point they should just euthanize me
my tummy ache went away. post cancelled
I’m sorry I just can’t get over this seal I found on tiktok. Why does it look like that???
pretty sure that’s a baikal seal, they live exclusively in a single lake in siberia and have huge fucked up eyes because they usually use visual cues to hunt during the day rather than tactile cues
incidentally, here’s an image of two mandarins in a 1:1 replica baikal seal skull to show how big their eyeballs are
bruh you mean lake baikal as in the deepest most fucked up lake in the world
What
mom sold me again 😞
i forgot y/n was a fic thing and thought they legit asked for permission
honestly “youre our slave now yes/no” is infinitelly funnier than my original intention
